Guide
to Owning an Equine Olympic Competitor
If you’re a horse lover, or would
just like to watch your dressage horse win an Olympic medal in China
I can guide you along the process to help you achieve your goal.
First we will need a horse. Not
just any horse, we will need one that is already trained to Grand
Prix, (the time is short). We need a horse that is sound in body and
mind. We could go to Europe, but the dollar is weak and the cost of
transporting the horse to the US, and quarantine adds a few dollars
to the price. Also since a Grand Prix horse for sale is as scarce as
a White Elephant, you can expect to pay a premium. The cost will be
much higher than say a Prix St. George level horse which often
exceeds $100K. You might want to make sure that your checking
account has an average balance of around one million dollars.
Once you own the horse, you’ll have
some additional costs. You’ll need a really talented rider, who
comes with a team: a groom, a veterinarian, a horse dentist, a
message therapist, braiders, walkers, clippers, blacksmiths, and a
CDL driver for your 33,000 ton semi tractor trailer, a shipping
agent for air travel, a business manager, a barn manager, and a list
of independent contractors for repairs, grounds keepers, etc.
Showing your horse at competitions
throughout the country, or if you prefer, Europe, probably Germany,
is a vital step to climb to the top of the list. Show entry fees are
very reasonable. A 5 minute class can cost as little as $150, but
plan on related charges as well. You’ll have stall fees, vet fees,
hotel fees. At a minimum you should plan on housing your rider and
groom, but it is advisable to bring along your personal blacksmith,
veterinarian, message therapist, and braider, if you want to insure
that your horse will be in top shape for the competition.
The selection trials will be held
in the last two weekends in June in San Juan Capistrano, CA. If your
horse farm is located on the East coast, you will probably want to
arrive in California sometime in early May. The weather is nice and
by the time the end of June rolls around your horse, rider and
entourage should be well rested and ready for the competition when
it begins. There is a very nice hotel not far form the show grounds
with a beautiful view that is quite reasonable, by Manhattan
standards. While the horses are acclimating themselves your team
might enjoy a trip to the San Diego Zoo. You can ask them to send
you pictures of the trip, or perhaps a video for your enjoyment.
Once your horse and rider have been
selected for the team, we will fly them all to Europe the first week
in July, quarantine at Aachen, then fly by the end of July to Hong
Kong, quarantine 10 days before the Olympics, win a medal, and then
fly home by the end of August. You should make sure you have
sufficient funds in the checking account, and perhaps you might want
to consider watching the exchange rate and purchase Chinese
currency when the rate is the most favorable. You might want to
invest about $50,000. That should cover most of the costs involved.
The exchange process is simple. The monetary unit of Renminbi in
China is Yuan, together with the Jiao and Fen as the units of
fractional currency. 1 Yuan is divided into 10 Jiao, while 1 Jiao is
divided into 10 Fen. Colloquially in Chinese, the Yuan is called
Kuai, and the Jiao is called Mao. At present, the currency in
circulation has 12 kinds of par value, including 1, 2, 5 Fen; 1, 2,
5 Jiao; 1, 2, 5, 10, 20, 50, 100 Yuan. However, the Fen notes have
been withdrawn from circulation and are now seldom accepted.
In the end you will have a medal, some ribbons, and a lot of people
will know you supported the sport, and that you helped the United
States Equestrian Team, a few Americans, and others
to realize an important national goal.
If you are interested in
participating in this noble cause send me an email and we will begin
the journey together. I’d give you my cell phone number but I
expect a flood of calls and I only get 1500 minutes a month, then it
starts running into some serious money.